Why I make litigation media

Methodist A: Do you believe in total immersion baptism?
Methodist B: Believe in it? I've seen it!

I make litigation media because I believe in the system. I've seen other ways to settle disputes and, as a fallback when nothing else works, courts are the best. The other fallbacks -arson, mob violence, contract killing, canon law -are worse. Arson, say, might be better in some cases, but if I had to pick one and exclude the others, it's litigation hands-down.
Plus, as a freelancer, I get to hedge my moral bets. I work for people I believe in. (There are two talented and successful plaintiff attorneys in Chicago I won't work for.)

So after hugging it out, intercession by friends, and trial by social combat have all failed, litigation is the best bet for society. I'm all in on it.